Squirtle and the raging hormones

What can I say?



God speed President Obama. God speed.

So Mr Barack Obama, or should I say....

President Obama.

You da manz!

So anyway dumb George Bush Jr. is out (Thank God almighty!)

And there's exciting new times ahead.


But then I have to ask myself.

"WHY THE HELL AM I GIVING A SHIT ABOUT THE AMERICAN SYSTEM?!"

Troops! Get the hell out of the middle east now. And leave the people and THEIR oil alone.


But I hope God will bless good old lady liberty. God bless America. And you know why?



CAUSE AMERICA IS FULL OF IDIOTS!
like the following...

Q: How do you get a one arm blonde down from a tree?

A: Wave at her.


I've been playing guitar for 7 hours today, so painful yet oh so addicting!

But yea, love playing guitars and recently training my picking hand with economy picking, hopefully it helps.

Have I mentioned I love Chicken sandwhich?

Well I freaking do.

Have i mentioned I hate Subway?

Well I freaking do. A bit expensive and what I mostly taste is vegetables.

6 bucks for a sandwhich? I'll pass.

Give me the good old egg and ham sandwhiches avalible at most bakery for 2 bucks (or less) and I'm a happy man.


NINJA RETARDS FTW!

I have decided to update (about random stuff) daily! (I think)

So I was at Babe's place yesterday and after a ultra sexy lunch, which she cooked (sexy), we watched 'Camp Rock'.

Okay first of all, there was nothing 'Rock' about Camp Rock.
If I had my way, I'd call it 'Camp gay'.

(I would like to point out The Jonas Brothers are useless 'musicians'
Selling albums with your good looks? Pathetic.)

Now, in the show kids are dancing all hip hop and stuff for open mic night.
WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?!

Last time I checked, Guns and Roses didn't do no MC hammer and shit on me.
COME ON! It's Camp Rock!
And throughout the whole show the kids didn't play drums or bass or guitars (Well one or two, out of sync I might add.)

All the music played were Michelle Branch-ish music or High school kiddie musical-ish or Jonas Brother gay-ish.

Fuck that, Rock is about sex, drugs and rock and roll, somewhat.
Guns and Roses, Queen, Motorhead, Led Zepplin, Stone Temple Pilots and so on.
Heck even Hinder, Seether and Shinedown.

Secondly, can Disney stop making fucking musical shows.
Like honestly High-on-weed school musical 1,2,3 (Sing-a-long, dance-a-long, encore edition, Paris Hilton watch-me-have sex-glow-in-the-dark edition, prawning edition blah blah blah.)

Bring back great old school movies like The Jungle Book, Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin.


But yea, all the posters of High School Musical 3 have something wrong.
That Vanessa Hugens, why isn't she naked?
last time I checked she was naked all over the internet.
Oh well...

Okay, some people might say,

'Darryl, you're just against high school musical. You should give them a chance. People love them.''

Well truth is I don't hate HSM,
"I FUCKIN HATE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. I'LL GIVE THEM A CHANCE ALRIGHT.
 A CHACE TO FEEL A ROD SHOVED UP THEIR ASS.
I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE GET HIT BY CARS. DO YOU?'



TALENTED DUDE FTW!

'Have I told you lately that I love you.'

God bless you, Rod Steward.



SMOOGLE!

Wooooh! It's been awhile. But I usually post on Anniversary.

So last Friday was my 5th month anniversary with babe.

Went over to her place, cooked her a nice meal. Sexy and barbaric. (She was sexy I was Barbaric)

Awesome day.

Saturday there was jaming, I honestly think that was one of my better guitar days.

Even though the eq of the mixer was damn haywiring.


And on Monday, going over to babe's place again. She's gonna cook me breakfast!

And making brownies! Sexy!

Man I sound so gay. But yea, exciting stuff.

So I have Band jamming at RB in about 1.5 hours more.

Sleepy like hell.

Anyway, Wednesday I had Hari Raya celebrations. (Ahh one of the many 'I-get-to-celebrate-because-I'm-mixed-even-though-I-don't-know-why-I-celebrate-it-for-when-I-don't-even-fast' festival.)

Collected a handfull amount of Green packets.
But to me Hari Raya is never about the money, it's about family (this is the part where you go 'Awwwww')

And I offically ate 725409753,3487579389,001 billion Sotong Balls.

Pure sotongy goodness.


But yea, good times.


And with the money I collected, I'm gonna buy a guitar stompbox that does this:

THE GUITAR STOMPBOX THAT TELLS YOU TO GO AND DIE.
(During the later half of the video)

First you say yes and now you say no.

i honestly have nothing to say.

Any way I was talking to Victoria and now I know why them kids get endorsed by Gibson.

Gibson, you have bad taste in band selection. (well most of them.)

I'm getting very very tired of this.

We'll see how it goes. Many many options ahead. :)

So cheers.

FUCK ME:

Okay no mana whatesoever at the moment.

Gonna go try to find a effects bag for the Vox Tonelab.

Hopefully they have. Hopefully within my price range.

Anyway, love The Killers

So the question on my mind is:

"What the hell does a McGriddle taste like?!'

From what I know, it's a hotcake with maple syrup injected into it, with meat and and eggs.

Which to me sounds as appealing as waching an elephant making passionate love to a cactus.

But yeap I'm going to try it soon. I have a feeling I'm going to puke. just like the last time I ate the bagel they served at Mcdonalds.

Plus the oh so delicious 'Curry sauce maggot' at Compass Point.

So yeap, The demonic McGriddles, here I come.

Okay so I haven't been feeling well since Saturday.

Damn body function failing on me.

Horrible neck pains and a hell of a sore throat.

But I'll survive lah.


(HERBAL CANDY FTW!)


Talked to Joan and Denise yesterday to clear things up.

Good stuff!

The following month will be my surveying period.

Mmmmmmm!


(NINJAS FTW!)


So been writting songs lately.

Sounds okay to me I guess.

But of course I'll write more.


(DROP D TUNNING FTW!)



This one goes out to that water skiing squirrel!

Ho my goodieness.

I haven't posted anything in almost 2 months.

Anyways...

Since I'm having the mana levels of a chipmunk on walnuts at the moment, I'll post something of chocolate goodness.





Mmmmmm smoking!

Electricity: 1
Mother Nature: 0

Okay I love bears.
So quite sad to see the bugger getting shocked.

Oh my!
I have 9 days to get a gift for babe.
Wooh! 4 months!

A big 'fuck you' goes out to 'you-know-who' for saying we would last only a month.
(See you at the wedding.)


SAVE THE EARTH!

A big big thank you goes out to all you sexy people who wished me happy birthday.

Whether it's on msn or friendster or sms, I thank you all. :)

Not a very sexy birthday but I'm glad my dad's out of hospital.

And, I would like to thank my girlfriend. For everything she's done and for being there. And for the sexy shirt!

I love you babe.

My dad's in hospital. He's got some heart problem.

Even though I don't talk to my dad, I still love him like hell.



And Lasalle. I got in. Amazingly the army allowed me to defer but i had to write an appeal letter.

I thank the good lord above.

It's been 5 days since I've returned from Indonesia.

Alot of wacky stuff went on there. And I don't have enough mana to write everything down.

So if you wanna know, just come ask me about my retarded/sexy adventures in person.


And it's been 5 days in a row I've seen babe.

And tomorrow's our one month. Woooooh!


Sexy!

Love ya babe!